It took my mum 3 full days before she told me I’m fat. That’s a new record… It’s usually the first thing she says.
James Franco is really not a very good presenter, is he? He’s still goddamn HOT though. #oscars
- put a fuckin’ 69 on my shit let me see how many of u guys can handle my...
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Best chilli crabs EVER. http://plixi.com/p/80355868
Going home to see my ma and pa today… first time in 2 years! Home cooked fooooooooood!!!!
At the airport ready to take off. Is it super dorky that I’m so excited to see my parents??